John-Dag

The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother

Look over there he looks annoying... I’m sure it’s John-Dag. But he’s fun to be around

by Thee_purrfect_star November 24, 2021

tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john

Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John

by Mikachu April 26, 2015

John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches

John has the biggest merle of all guys I know

by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016

John Ultrakill

A playful and satirical way of referring to the protagonist of the hit boomer shooter game ULTRAKILL — V1.

It can also be used to call people who are extremely good at the game.

V1: I am John Ultrakill.
Everyone: Holy shit it's John Ultrakill!!!1!1

by Artificeeer March 15, 2025

logan john mesteler

logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian

logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts

by kartrasjoans October 21, 2022

Pulled a john

1) to pussy out of a fight

2) to talk shit 50 feet away then walk away

1) man I was bouta fight this niqqa but then he pulled a john

2) this niqqa talked shit from across the hall then got up and walked away man that niqqa pulled a john

by tig310 May 21, 2014

John Wayne

A black coffee. No sugar. Especially in jails and prisons of NJ

Ay bro what you drinkin?? Oh this?? A John Wayne.

by Ricky Shroomz March 12, 2021