penis rash vest

a condom, latex like product to prevent pretty much everything.

Thank goodness, I had my penis rash vest on last night or else I would have contracted her infection.

by Calvin Swemmer October 25, 2008

Talking out of his penis

A play on “talking out of your ass”. Similar meaning would be thinking with your “head”.

When you’re making out and he accidentally says “I love you”, but doesn’t really mean it, he just wants to get off. He’s talking out of his penis.

by Tucker21 August 25, 2022

Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)

When a male has an unusually large penis

I have Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)...

by Big Penis Syndrome October 23, 2017

men who think with their penis

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect

"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"

by ableventure November 24, 2013

Penis Shroud

A covering of the Penis, Usually used in the act of sex. It may also be called a condom.

1) "You better put on the Penis Shroud before you Fuck that girl."
2) I should of went to the store to pick up a penis shroud.

by Xyclon May 4, 2004

Double Penis Relationship (DPR)

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!

by ThePhysopher October 2, 2016

4 inch penis

A man who says he has a big dick but it’s only 4 inches
A man who says size doesn’t matter as an excuse

“Dude I have a big ass dick”
No Alec you only have a 4 inch penis

by Thexposer May 8, 2019