Mr. Ferraco

A frail teacher who could blow away to dust with the faintest sneeze in his direction.
A well renowned football coach yet a sub-par english teacher at best.

"Remember when Mr. Ferraco got into a fight with classmate over whether or not they/them was a singular pronoun?"
"Wow that person is old, maybe half of Mr. Ferraco's age"

by Not garroth December 31, 2023

Mr Dinkles

The little yellow worm with pink and green markings in Trolls that either makes a cute "mew" sound or says something in a deep ass voice. Usually seen with a character called Biggie. A currently popular phrase said by Mr Dinkles is: "I told you we needed more glitter."

"Who's your favorite character in trolls?"
"Mr Dinkles."

by Jeijo 🗿 January 1, 2024

Mr diaz

A man who speaks Spanish who never eats drinks or uses the bathroom

Man who yells at children

Wow that dead tree is such a MR DIAZ it looks dead.

My teacher is a MR DIAZ.

by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024

Mr Booty

A fat troll from the slums of Puno who steals food from the poor Peruvian citizens

Mr Booty is coming to steal our food again! Ask him who the smallest team in Peru is! (answer: Sheyla Puta)

by Peruvian Messi January 2, 2024

Mr madoo

The best hottest man alive literally the sexiest man all women love him he goes on adventures daily to save his prepubescent Chinese wife from the sweat shops

Mr Madoo at it again

by Sibsbrnjdjfikdkd January 3, 2024

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Mrs. Laporte

When someone clears your plate before you have finished eating. Can also be referred to as ‘Laporting’.

Hey man, stop being a Mrs. Laporte, I still have some fries left!

Hey, quit Laporting me!

by Reboogie13 January 6, 2024