"Got the registered god particle on my hip, about to have me some hickory-smoked opp"
- Dracula Flow; Dracula Flow 5
- Dracula Flow; Dracula Flow 5
by LordIce5 February 6, 2025

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024

by GoogleButBetter May 15, 2022

God has done it again!!!!
Cooper people have own on short cuts when God moves quickly or slowly. When no one else could help.
Cooper people have own on short cuts when God moves quickly or slowly. When no one else could help.
by Littlebig foot August 3, 2018

A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022

by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013

by Turtles9919 August 6, 2022
