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Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
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guy in a car

good
ol’ friendly danish discord man. he will be very accepting and nice towards you. he will either hate ur music or love it, no inbetween. sometimes horny.
guy in a car can step on me any day
by bunvity November 23, 2021
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Vanoni guy

he is like the boogie man but he is a Indian culture staple like the books "hes under the bed" taking place in india
Person 1: BRO I SWEAR I HEARD SOMETHING UNDER MY BED
Person 2: NO WAY IT MIGHT BE VANONI GUY
by Yupio November 23, 2021
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Discord Tough Guy

Tough guy: The wannabe intimidator on Discord, threatening to doxx or fight anyone who annoys him. He surrounds himself with loyal underlings—yes-men who blindly follow him, doing his dirty work. Once he’s done using them, he discards them like trash, leaving them bitter and full of regret.

Eventually, people see through his act—he’s just a kid trying to prove himself but failing miserably. His underlings, now resentful, realize they were just pawns. Soon, he becomes irrelevant, remembered only as a joke. While he sits at home trash-talking on Discord, he’s nothing more than a lolcow making a fool of himself.

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Tom: Remember that dude who tried to intimidate him?

James: Yeah, I know him I always saw for the little boy he is. Discord Tough Guy, what a joke
by rockwilliams January 20, 2025
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That Guy

That Guy is an individual who ruins the vibe group settings, typically concerning fandom or team-based games. He will typically begin his antics with no self-awareness, though what sets him apart from people who have typical social-awkwardness is his doubling-down upon being called out for his shit behavior.

That Guy may partake in any of the following: make inappropriate comments/jokes at inopportune times/places, get into arguments with others constantly over a wide range of issues, flirt with others while ignoring all rejections, and/or partake in a variety of elitist actions which push into the realm of elitism.
Kenny really had to be "that guy" and ruin DnD last night by bullying Dan for being new to the group.
by starmandx January 20, 2025
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guy 13

He is never used. Ever.
(guys 1-12 ig): *talking or whatever*
Guy 13: literally doesn't exist
by Certain soneone January 21, 2025
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straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
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