Guy bi

when everything else completely fails to work and no more can be added you must bring this out.

Then:stfu u gay
Me:ur mom gay
Them:ur dad lesbian

Me:ur granny tranny
Them:ur pappy trappy

*me sweating*
Me:ur guy bi
The entire world becomes an airport for a landing station of all the planets as earth enters a dark zone and every single planet known to man starts hurdling toward it as Big Ben explodes and as the world starts to crumble letting out all the demons who were hidden beneath the rocks.

by joshieposhy May 10, 2018

guy liner

A condom is “guy liner” like litter liner because it lines the penis.

I was ready to hook-up so I put on my guy liner.

by SiLaura April 13, 2021

Ry Guy Jones

sex.

Ry Guy Jones HUGE.indapants.hashtag

by c'money#hashtagswagmilitiaswag August 4, 2011

Utilitarian Guy

rejection of material girl, striving for to be like the of
only using what is needed

I'm a utilitarian guy

by tearbrush July 24, 2022

pretty straight for a bent guy

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “

“ hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

thigh guy

A thigh guy is a man who loves the thicc thighs of a female and often has fantasies about them

Person 1: Look at Charlotte, she's got some thicc ass thighs
Person 2: Stop being such a thigh guy

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

5 Neat Guys

5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...

You Have The New 5 NEAT GUYS album

by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023