Zach

The biggest a**h*** in the world.

Zach J.

by VampireAC November 28, 2010

zach off

someone who is a total jack off yet still retains the ability to look cool doing it; the act of zaching off

Zach: Good lawd them sum big titties. MMMmmm daddies hungry for sum of that lovin tonite! Daaaammmnnn!!!

Wes: Dude, youre fucking sick.

Zach: Fuck you douchenozzle

Wes: You're such a Zach Off

by wbthatsme34 May 27, 2009

Zachery

The best boyfriend ever. He is sweet and kind . Makes you laugh. Shy but can rude at the same time. Has a smart ass mouth. Hes cute blonde hair greenish eyes . Short . I love him 😂

Zachery is the best person ever

by Zachery girlfriend October 17, 2019

Zachary

Zachary Iz An Amazing Guy That Loves To Make People Laugh. He Smells Amazingg ! & Is A Wannna Bee Ganster. But Pulls It Off Better Then Any Other White Guy I Know(: , Loves To Play Sports Mainly Basketball. Heeezz A Player Haterr ! Bahaha , Hmmm Hes A Good Kisser. A VERY Good Kisser! (; , Weeeaaalll Thats About It For Zach(:

Alex : Dwamm Theres Zachary! Isnt He Hot!
Lexi : Ewwwhh, Not Really
Alex : You Stupid FuckTard !

Lexi : Hey , Dont Call Names
Both : Hahahahahaha (:

by Zachs Girlfriend(: July 6, 2010

Zachary Petriw

A famous Ukrainian Physicist, best known for going to the gym and doing hundreds of bro-curls and bro-bench presses, whilst grunting at the top of his lungs.

Bro, my tan lines are boss, I need to go Zachary Petriw my ass off at the gym until my guns explode

by superju_821 July 8, 2011

zacherie

Cool but has a tinny dick. Goes along with almost everything people say. He will do anything for friendship. He will take down anything in his path.

Zacherie goes to the bar with his friends every day.

by Boss ass mother fucker April 18, 2017

Zach

A truly wonderful human being. Once they've blessed your life with their presence, you'll never again be the same. Their voice is smooth and they're rather soft-spoken. Zach's eyes light up with glee whenever he talks about the things or people he loves, and he has this look of pure wonder about him that's just magical. Magical. A word that could best describe him. His soft skin, long hair and warm eyes all serve to create this aura of calmness that can't help but infect anyone that talks to him. If he loves you, he makes sure that you know it, and he showers you with compliments day in and day out. He's very intimate, sharing his hopes, dreams, fears, memories and secrets with you if he really trusts you. He's very passionate about music, but don't let it fool you. He's quite intelligent, and is very good with people. Outside he may seem calm, cool, collected and chill, but, once you get to know him, he's the sweetest person you could ever know. If you manage to be one of the lucky few to have a Zach in your life, or, better yet, as a partner, heed this warning: hold them tight. Don't let them go, for they will change your life for the better in an innumerable amount of ways.

"Zach is a truly amazing person!"

by Zachlover01 October 16, 2018