13 year old

An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary

I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition

“You know jamie”
“the 13 year old that is obsessed with urban dictionary”

by bitch lasagna March 10, 2019

year 8 roadman

a 12-13 year old that is obnoxious in public usually seen in newcastle they wear adidas and nike they will try to cover there face mcdonalds is a common hang out for these little cunts some will have their hands down there pants with a 50p energy drink in his other hand

look at that year 8 roadman and why does he have his hand down his pants dammit!

by wolfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2017

new years eve’d

When someone sits in a crowded place and AirDrops pictures of their balls to random people who leave the AirDrop option enabled in their cell phone.

I “New Years Eve’d” pictures of my balls to mad random bitches in the airport ..... I dropped those balls like it was 1 January!

by Stephen Roche October 22, 2017

control-f years

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.

"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."

by hodags1966 January 23, 2018

19 Year Old

The offical term for a Pewdiepie subscriber as of November 20, 2019. Officially declared in the video “Morgz is CANCELLED”.

Pewdiepie: You are no longer 9 year olds, now your all 19 year olds.

by TheRealJorden December 8, 2019

new year's toast

This is a prediction that some person or group will meet with bad luck during the coming year.

The way they are losing money that company will be new year's toast!

by I, Wreckerrr December 27, 2020

New Year's Gong

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.

"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."

by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012