Pure Wizard

1) The name of a superhero although said name will never be awesome as "Cheerful Black Corporal".

2) Something to say when something awesome happens or to describe an awesome object.

3) A phrase found by two amazing, wonderful, magnificent people who have too much spare time.
1)"Yo bled when he did that back flip it was like pure wizard!"
2) "I ate ten thousand oreos. They were pure wizard"
by oreosarethefoodofgods July 26, 2010
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No homo wizard

A person with the power to bless anyone with the 24 hour no homo pass
A kid on the bus was a no homo wizard and he blessed me now I can do anything gay and I will still be straight for 24 hours.
by Yeetmaster06 September 09, 2019
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Blue Wizards

A common street name referring to members of the police department. Lately expanded to include any authority figure in the vicinity.
The party was great, until the blue wizards showed up and shut it down.

The blue wizard (teacher) in my science class kicked me out for not having my homework done.
by s__dizzle November 22, 2015
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wizard angst

Wizard angst can be used for all genders.

The stage in which a generally successful youth begins to act out and withdraw from most of their peers, usually between the ages of 11 through 17. This term only applies if -at least from the outside- the teen's life appears too good for this to happen. This means that wizard angst is especially common in upper middle class children, child actors, or children of celebrities.

It refers to the Harry Potter Puppet Pals video by the same name, in which Harry Potter begins to act out due to raging teenage hormones, and celebrity status as the Boy Who Lived.
Alex suffered from wizard angst the moment he became a teenager, and spent his teen years ranting on Facebook, and picking verbal fights with his peers. Despite this, he was really well off.
by Dr. Sigh March 11, 2016
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Wizards trick

When you are about to nut and you spit on her back and she turns around and you cum all over her face.
I did the wizards trick on my bitch last night
by Bobbypog August 18, 2021
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Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.
I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked
by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021
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Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.
Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014
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