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for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
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