wine drunk 2001

being drunk on wine listening to 2001 by dr. dre.

Hey Renae, what are you dong tonight?
I think I'm gonna be wine drunk 2001...listening to DR. DRE

by renaeeee December 11, 2009

Port Wine Fever

An extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. This is both an addiction to Port Wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.

Signs of addictions:

1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.

Signs of sickness from a bender:

1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.

Addiction Example -

Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."

James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."

Sickness Example -

James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."

Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."

by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011

white wine divorcee

a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe

Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.

by west coast alliance February 15, 2009

wine and cheese party

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party

see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

by Ryan T and Josh I December 7, 2007

banana wine

urine/piss/etc...
(the banana represents the penis and the wine is the urine)

"Hey man, what the fuck smells like banana wine?"

"Once again, I wet my pants."

by Shello0 May 20, 2009

wine-puss

someone who constantly whines

Leonard is a wine-puss!!

by AFH April 8, 2003

Swedish Fire Wine

A type of non grape wine, developed in Swedish porn in the 70's whereby Redheaded Swedish women on their menstrual cycle use pure cotton instead of sanitary pads, this is harvested daily by Santa's elves in their off-season as she sleeps, then hand squeezed and bottled at the source, creating a unique taste to each bottle. Redheaded is a key component to this wine, as it gives it the Fire. Blonds with herpes can often be a substitute in cheaper imitations.

Aww bro, I just awoke and my mouth tastes like I've been drinking Swedish Fire Wine all night.

by ChuckWowLau July 19, 2018