Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property

Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.

by Shnaka May 7, 2022

Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period

my wife today went fig the wig mode

by randomreddituser January 1, 2023

fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

a fat faced zesty melt with ork ears fat cheeks and boz eyes he has a mingin bloater and goes red in every social situation as he is the fuzzy wuzzy wig white lao he also has a 1 inch winky and has ming spots all over and his belly is bigger than fatlas martins he also has calcium moobies and a shakespeare tupe flat head fuzzy wig

that guy has such a fuzzy wuzzy shakespeare tupe what a bloater belly milky silky moobs wrongen what a fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

by josephineginaperiod November 14, 2023

Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019

Wig Snatching

the process of stealing one's wig as an attempt to embarrass or provoke them

"Geo! I swear to go I'm going to snatch your wig!" she said, pointing angrily at the curly brown haired guy.
"It's not a wig!" he insisted.

"How many times have I told you to not go around wig snatching Arie!" a teacher yelled

by Arie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 2, 2023

wig juice

The juicy weird crap black girls put in their cheap Chinese store lace fronts to keep the nappiness to a minimum. It's like shampoo mixed with grease mixed with the tears of children. See also : hood rat.

Girl...I gots to get some wig juice for I go out to dollar drink nite with Tyrone.

by tara rizen March 29, 2015

wig

a word you use only on twitter because people on instagram won't understand so don't even try.

you look so good wig

by lilixstan July 13, 2018