Wig

The husband or boyfriend of a closeted gay woman. Used to hide her lesbianess.

“Jose is wig”
“Fred armisen is Natasha Leones wig”

by OxfordDictiorary August 2, 2022

wig wagger

is when a person on crack is in a hury and looses their wig

look at that wig wagger, about to loose their wig

by ToLigitToQuit May 1, 2010

blue wigs

kaybop mom crusty blue bob shut stiff on my dead man’s

“ blue wigs “

by gangity January 8, 2023

Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property

Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.

by Shnaka May 7, 2022

fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

a fat faced zesty melt with ork ears fat cheeks and boz eyes he has a mingin bloater and goes red in every social situation as he is the fuzzy wuzzy wig white lao he also has a 1 inch winky and has ming spots all over and his belly is bigger than fatlas martins he also has calcium moobies and a shakespeare tupe flat head fuzzy wig

that guy has such a fuzzy wuzzy shakespeare tupe what a bloater belly milky silky moobs wrongen what a fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

by josephineginaperiod November 14, 2023

Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019

Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period

my wife today went fig the wig mode

by randomreddituser January 1, 2023