Dick Whistle

a dick shaped whistle

hey i got a dick whistle for my bday

by MEB456 March 9, 2009

whistle blower

To lock lips with an ass hole, then for the ass hole to fart, whilst the recepienct sucks in.

We were feeling a bit adventurous, and decided to try the whistle blower

by Rennick January 1, 2008

bitch whistle

The high pitched sqeal produced by giving head to a flacid penis.

When an ugly, fat girl is blowing, and you cant keep it up because she disgusts you. She gets over zealous and blows a bitch whistle.

by ham wallet September 7, 2005

Whistling Dixie

When a co-worker whistles nonstop all day long. And they are in close proximity to you.

Frank is so fucking annoying, he's been a regular Whistling Dixie all day.

by taintasaurus April 27, 2006

knacker whistle

knacker whistle the act of whistiling with your tongue while raising one or both hands in the air, usually done when celebrating something, i.e sporting victory, as a method to gain the attention of a person in the distance, has being known on occasion to be used while intoxicated to stop passing taxis

after a victorious race the stroke man gave a knacker whistle to celebrate

by badman septic tank July 19, 2010

Chocolate Whistle

When you have anal sex with a girl and she defecates on your penis and then proceeds to suck the defection off of your penis.

Samantha gave me a chocolate whistle and tried to kiss me afterwards and made me throw up.

by TheChocolateWhistle June 27, 2014

Penis Whistle

Any long instrument that you blow

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.

by ignavus November 13, 2014