peace-weaver

A peace-weaver is someone who tries to make peace and keep peace with somebody.

Mean Girl: "How do you not hate me yet?"
The Peace-Weaver: "Well i am a peace-weaver, I like to make peace with people, even if they're mean, and keep the peace. So have a great day!

by ihateurfriendsandtheyhatemetoo April 27, 2020

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly constructed fake story and poorly done hair weave.

Tony's been bucking Tasha on the side, but he told his girl Lynnie he's been helping his sick Mom, but his mom's been at work every day. He's gonna get caught. That's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.

Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?

by Klendi October 23, 2020

Basket Weaver

The act of cleaning/ brushing ones teeth with vaginal discharge daily.

“Did you see Sarah? Her teeth are so clean. Do you think she is a basket weaver?”

by basketweaver124 November 28, 2020

raegan weaver

super sexy, friends with a derek defranco, super cool and softball lover

dude she looks like a raegan weaver

by bigcow99 January 1, 2021

Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.

You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*

by Milkhail November 23, 2021