Weak dog

Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..

Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts

by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017

weak tongued

Unable to lie. Having a tendency to get caught when lying.

Jake is very weak tongued. His dad knew he went out drinking.

by DefinitelyNotRobert June 02, 2017

Weak Cunt

Rowan Baxter

Gee what a low-life gutless weak cunt

by 🇦🇺 February 20, 2020

Weak as Malik

when you real pussy like that 4 eyed boy Malik down the street. When you get bullied and people use your name to describe being a lil bitch.

Wow cuh, I always knew you was soft, but you akin' straight up "weak as Malik" up in this mother fucka. GD.

by Buhbuhboss April 13, 2025

Weak and Pathetic

Mari/mariposa/maddie

Mari is the definition weak and pathetic

by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023

Weak and Pathetic

Mari

"I sleep in jeans.
Okay that's so weak and pathetic of you."

by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023

Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 20, 2010