arse-wanker

1. An exceptionally rude or inconsiderate person.

2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.

1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!

2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!

by Pat Coonigans November 1, 2010

salad wanker

an individual that often consumes salad.

hey that tom kid is such a salad wanker
i know he lives on a ford too

by thatboythehitdogscottbaby May 19, 2009

Willy Wanker

When charlie is full up of chocolate and now wants cum

Charlie got willy wankered after his 3 chocolate bar

by Muhammad Rahman May 25, 2017

cynical wankers

You seem like one yourself by complaining about it and acting like you aren't cynical. Now that's cynical.

by master bates IV September 6, 2003

coke wanker

coke-addled wanker spending parties in a 'coke cycle': exchanging looks with your little entourage and then going off for a toot in the toilets; dabbing every last molecule of powder off the cistern; and then rejoining the gathering with a sudden inexplicable burst of talkativeness before lapsing into frozen, jaw-clamped silence as you wait for the next line.

I was at a party and wanted this chick, but she turned out to be a total coke wanker.

by mattwilk January 13, 2005

northern wanker

Anyone above the midlands in England. They are all farmers and wifebeaters, and wear wellington boots to social activities. Watch Coronation Street.

Northern Wanker: "Alight deeerrr louv coulde get me'a bruuuu aaye?"

Translated: "Could you get me a cup of tea please?"

by Ray1282 July 19, 2006

Lan Wanker

One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.

Look at that guy, he's lan wanking!

by Allen December 7, 2003