Walmart

The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.

Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”

by Sky Jade August 1, 2022

The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire

The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem

by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024

Walmart Frodo

like frodo, incredibly short. because of lack of demand, there is currently a clearance sale that is selling it at 50% off at your local Walmarts. Common characteristics include delusion, Napoleon complex, and straw colored hair. please call 911 if you catch one roaming out in the wild.

Joe: yo what is that thing over there putting on stilts

David: hey it’s just the neighborhood Walmart frodo

by rk126 November 21, 2021

walmart baddie

A baddie you find at walmart.

Dam the girl working over there a walmart baddie.

by Baddie walmart worker March 12, 2023

walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.

that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.

by $uper $pooky January 17, 2019

i got this mug from Walmart

Literally just so i can get a mug with that on it

Ima buy a mug that says "i got this mug from Walmart"

by RealScrabbleDictionary101 May 31, 2023

Walmart Dweller

One (Usually decrepit and disgusting) individual who spends an unusually large amount of time at Walmart.

Bobby “Wow that lady is fucking weird looking. Why is she always here?”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021