Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.
by Paracel Sus March 8, 2023
Get the Wake and Slakemug. person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
by Clay Spenser December 7, 2022
Get the wake up the neighborhoodmug. 
wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
Get the national wake your s.o. up daymug. by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 9, 2022
Get the chrissy wake upmug. When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
Get the Guadalupe wake up callmug. To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 20, 2022
Get the Wake up on the grumpy side of the bedmug.