Etch-a-sketch vision is when someone you are staring at is playing naive, and you are stuck there having to make eye contact or listen to them for so long listening to how much of a 'Class A" personality they have and then everything starts to look like an etch a sketch because you have had to put up with too much violence for too long.
When I had to speak to a now religious therapist, who was a former prison psychiatrist, they tried to play down my ptsd and make jokes about it- and then came the etch-a-sketch vision...
by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 28, 2019

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.
Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.
I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012

perceptive vision ahah
When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months
When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months
by Bincub July 12, 2017

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

Innability to see what is in front of you.
Object is there but you can't recognize it.
The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
Object is there but you can't recognize it.
The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

"Check this chick out. Definitely trans."
"How can you tell?"
"Tall. Elongated chin. Prominent Adam's apple. Speaks in a deep voice."
"Damn, you're good."
"When you check out trans chicks as much as I do, you tend to have pretty good T-vision."
"How can you tell?"
"Tall. Elongated chin. Prominent Adam's apple. Speaks in a deep voice."
"Damn, you're good."
"When you check out trans chicks as much as I do, you tend to have pretty good T-vision."
by araparseghian December 14, 2014

When you take a hit out of a bong through your eye socket and directly into your brain, resulting in "Infra-green vision" which allows you to see everything in different shades of green and trippiness.
I took a giant bong rip through my eye and had infra-green vision for three weeks and had the craziest munchies.
by A_D•420• February 8, 2015
