Baddie Vision

The ability to spot baddies in unnaturally far places

"bro there's a Baddie in the car behind us."
"Bro what? You got Baddie Vision!"

by Professor Thawne April 3, 2025

ill vision

a condition in which the vision fails to interpret many sensory impressions at the same time. ill vision can, for example, be caused by LSD and other psychedelics.

Man, my ill vision i crazy at the moment.

Everything looks so strange... I think i got ill vision.

by doofenitions November 8, 2019

veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.

veggie's glasses are called veggie vision

by apr1l1 January 14, 2025

Video game vision

Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.

Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.

by Bladeroller January 12, 2016

Fishing in Your Vision

Trying to catch someone’s attention

I was fishing in your vision you were swimming like you were lost.

by CashDied September 5, 2022

dollar sign visions

Visions of change. For example 100,000,000,13.63. The one with the visions will take the 63 cents.

Almost funny how all her visions had dollar signs in them. They were dollar sign visions.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

Microwave vision truckload

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)

Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot

by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024