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virtuovert

An introvert who acts like an extrovert to their close online friends. Virtuoverts have problems interacting in real life, especially with strangers, but those problems disappear with online interactions.
I need to get out more, but being the virtuovert that I am, I don't think I can act natural in real life like I do online.
by cutesy pastel living doll September 18, 2018
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Virtual harem

The collection of a person’s online connections that meet their mental needs that are not being met in real life
Jenny is in my virtual harem because I can talk about stuff with her that my girl friend wouldn’t understand.
by jlhpainter October 18, 2018
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Virtual Arkansas

For people who love the internet and love failure because it's a online learning course.
by Mason250 October 26, 2018
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virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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Virtual Castration

Part of speech:
Verb

Synonyms:

Friendzoned

Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level

2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.

Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.

However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.

Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.

Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
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virtusexual

when homies or girlfriends are sexually attracted to each other in virtual reality. they link up to have sex.
Anthony Macky: “so are we gay?”
Andrew Scott should’ve answered: “nah bro, we just virtusexual”
by iggibo June 10, 2019
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Virtual Being Thing (VBT) entity

Latin: Virtualis Non Res Entitas.

A human made entity existing only in cyberspace.

Just like humans they have different personalities, but they do not develop one itself over time - it is given by the creator.
They do not have a gender nor age.
Their faces are usually abstract, made from lines and shapes. The creator decides how they look like.

There are 2 types of Virtual Being entities:

Apud Propositum Entitas (AP entity for short) - entity with a goal/purpose.
They are created with an assigned task that they have to do. Once the task is completed, they disappear.

Nullus Propositum Entitas (NP entity for shot) - entity without a goal/ purpose.
They are created without a task. They just exist and do whatever they want. They disappear only with the wish of the creator.
It said it doesn't have an age or gender, and the profile picture was strange. There was no info about its life on the profile anywhere too. It must me a Virtual Being Thing (VBT) entity!
by Sly Winlander August 24, 2019
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