Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".
Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
by The very short one of all April 28, 2016
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Van-Tromp

When someone with lack of brain function gets rodgered whilst dressed in a nun's habit, often by someone who believes they're of superior intelligence. Whilst being 'van-Tromped' the 'van-Tromper' can recite Sophocles or explain Einstein's theory of relativity, or other such information akin to this.

The 'Van-Tromper' does not require batteries, just an air of arrogance. Success is achieved if the 'Van-Tromped' does not understand what is going on.

The 'Van-Tromped' should be of Dutch decent, but have no knowledge of ancestral roots, the culture or language.
That blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl dressed as a nun got utterly 'Van-Tromp -ed' last night by the entire Oxford Rugger team.
by The Big Sophsta June 18, 2010
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Nguyen Van

Nguyen Van built the Great Wall of China.
All hail Nguyen Van!
The great emperor Nguyen Van!
Nguyen Van dynasty.
by Kekssi22 May 10, 2017
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Van not the shoes

Van a boys name, a good friend you can ever have, he can be rude as a joke but it can make you happy, he likes bunnies, dogs etc. ! He's very a humble person, you can count on him anytime, and can comfort you well, he's a also a hard working person he always think about his studies, He's intelligent, honest, and a lovely person, we believe Van is his problems, and he believes in us too
Van not the shoes and the best
by katie92832 October 03, 2021
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Van Houtte

A name from Belgium with a Danish descend which are some badasses with tattoos that have Viking blood & respect & will stick up for what they believe in & fight for whats right. Also Van Houtte's will not put up with bullsh*t of any kind. The Van Houtte's can be very feisty and cold when you push them to that point. And for some reason have a lot of haters , The Van Houtte's can look really scary also but they are very kind and respectful when you get to know them.
" SHIIIT don't fuck with the Van Houtte's man , they crazy !"

" Damn they are some awesome/grate people man , like are like family to you !"
by NAMESNLESD October 25, 2019
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napper van

a large "A Team" like van used to kidnap children, also usually driven by huderites to illegally seat 12 or more children
"yo man i was walking down town late night and i saw a napper van pull up infront of me, i thought they were kidnapping me. But it was just a bunch of huderite farm people going into bulk barn."
by adamdukeedwards May 08, 2009
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White van

GET IN THE WHITE VAN IVE GOT FREE CANDY
by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 16, 2020
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