Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

Catchet Track

Catchet Track "kâht-chêt" (noun): A catchy ratchet song. Usually a ratchet is on the hook of the song. A song wherein one cannot undoubtedly deny that the song is tasteless, repetitive, and has a blatant disregard for the integrity of women...yet they will still shake their asses in the club just because it has a catchy tune.

(See urban dictionary for ratchet).

Ex: Uncle Luke made most of the Catchet Tracks of the 90's. Make It Rain by Travis Porter is an example of a Catchet Track for 2011.

by SoulLoop March 30, 2011

Outfit-Tracker

Someone who tracks the outfit your wore either the day before or in the same week.

Origin: Curb Your Enthusiasm

Ryan, you wore those pants yesterday. Don't be an Outfit-tracker Tyler.

by pmcmanner December 8, 2017

NEW TRACK

New Track mainly said by LIL SHANK (SoundCloud Rapper) When he announces a new song coming out,

Lil Shank is one of the best new soundcloud artist right now.

When shank says "New track" sometimes it take a while for that track to drop,

But never the less LIL SHANK will be signed next

Lil Shank- NEW TRACK SOON BITCH

by Shank's Manager November 14, 2018

pecker track flag

A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.

Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.

by Angel of the Morning January 16, 2021

Madalena Slide Tackle

A two-footed, studs-up slide tackle on your own teammate that results in an injury to the lower leg.

Lad broke his leg because of a Madalena Slide Tackle.

by ThereIsOnlyOneLadsFC December 7, 2017

Bait N' Tackle

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

I gotta get some bait n' tackle before I rape a bitch.

by loki581 May 28, 2003