Twitter In Law

A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"

"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
by 54M3E5T February 06, 2017
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Twitter Fame

When you have at least 150,000 followers and you stop following people at 320

150,000 - well Known
500,000- Famous
800,000-Celebrity
1,000,000-Super Celebrity

ALSO you have to follow under 320 people or else people know your a follow for follow
When you go to the mall and people say hey i seen you on twitter omg your total "Twitter Fame"

You:i dont know about that but thx
fan: its true i read you're last tweet 5.3 secs ago
You: oh cool -thinks in head- "creepy"
by fameresearcher August 19, 2013
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Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.
Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.
by The bumblebee_otch April 26, 2011
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yemeni twitter

arguments over north & south yemen, drama over nothing from the 313 or 716 mfs, and just second hand embarrassment from the rest of us.
yemeni twitter is toxic and khaza.
by ayemenifromtwitter October 30, 2019
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twitter user

you are such a twitter user
by More than 1 hooman October 12, 2022
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twitter time

1) time when you tweet (and shit) sitting on the toilet
2) bathroom break
This is Trump's twitter time again, and as usual he shares the shit going to his head with all of us
by Kon D'Or December 01, 2016
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Twitter Bankruptcy

When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)
I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!
by Thump45a November 28, 2016
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