A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.
Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
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by Susabar July 23, 2009
Get the Twitter Tootermug. Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021
Get the Twitter socialistmug. (adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.
by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011
Get the Twitter wittymug. When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)
by Thump45a November 27, 2016
Get the Twitter Bankruptcymug. The part of Twitter made up of Sonic The Hedgehog fans. Possibly the worst place to try and find Sonic fans, since the only discussions are about tier lists, designs that look exactly the same, and the amount of polygons in 3D models of Sonic. Opinions are also rejected at every turn.
by Hyion October 29, 2020
Get the Sonic Twittermug. A girl who may come across as vapid, loves to party, and just exhibits hoe like attributes via Twitter. Usually followed by a lot of thirsty boys.
Lucas: Did you see that picture Ashley tweeted of herself to Hunter Moore at that party?
Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.
Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.
by InsomniacDreams June 17, 2013
Get the Twitter Homug. A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"
"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
by 54M3E5T February 6, 2017
Get the Twitter In Lawmug.