takeoff

A member of the amigos rap group.Probably the best member due to his fast flow resembling another great rapper;Ski Mask The Slump God.Unfortantly he is the least known and gets shown the least love.i mean they left the nigga off Bad And Boujee for crying out loud and that was Migos's most popular song.

person 1-i really like the migos.offset is the best

person 2-nahh takeoff is the best cuz of his flow
person 1-oh shit lemme hear dat shit*listen to Intruder* damn my nigga this some fire

by Lil Scars XO June 1, 2018

don't take it personally

1) Polite way of stating an opinion
2) Polite rejection

1) "Don't take it personally, but you are too talkative."
2) "Don't take it personally, but I'm not interested in a relationship right now."

by DNLTM December 9, 2008

take an L

To have a failed attempt at something. Or, to not be god (at all) at something.

Me: Fam i'm gonna hit that 3 pointer
Jaquan: Naaaaaahhh Prove it
Me: *misses the net by far*
Jaquan: nigga you be takin' L's all day! ahaaaaaaa!
Me: What?! i'd never take an L

by EgyptianQueeen April 29, 2016

take to the house

To throughly own or school someone. A way to measure whether someone has been taken to the house is whether it would be appropriate to inquire of the person in question: "How's your hole?" If asking such a question would indeed be befitting of the situation, then that person has indeed been taken to the house.

A heart-warming children's story to demonstrate the meaning of "take to the house":
Billy's dad told him that he was taking him to Disneyland for the day and told him to close his eyes. After a half hour of driving, his dad instructed him to open his eyes again. Billy realized he was not at Disneyland, but instead back at his house again. His dad then yelled, "Slizzam!!! Got you, sucker! No Disneyland for you, you little bitch!" and started laughing hysterically. Billy then began to cry as his dad taunted him, "Wah wah!!! You little crybaby! I'll give you something to cry about!" Looks like little Billy got taken to the house on that one.

Also:
Fred Weis got taken to the house in the 2000 Olympics when Vince Carter simultaneously dunked over him and teabagged him, shoving his nuts directly into Fred's face.

by Nicholas D December 24, 2007

take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.

uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!

by CGPinFL June 16, 2011

Take a lap

A phrase said usually when one does something that is indescribably absurd and/or uncalled. The phrase was popularized by 'Dennis Reynolds' in an episode of the cable program 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia' on the episode titled "The Gang Gives Back".

Flip Flop Kid runs up to Dennis with a soda in his hand

Dennis Reynolds: What the hell is that?

Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.

Dennis Reynolds: It's diet.

Flip Flop Kid: Oh.

Dennis Reynolds: Does it look like I need to be on a diet?

Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.

Dennis Reynolds: Terrible. Take a lap.

by Grandma Slippery October 4, 2011

take point

to assume leadership on a task, usually said by the leader of the previous task

investigator: there's hostiles up ahead. take point.
public relations: got it.

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009