turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.

She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.

by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

tony turtle

The most adorable innocent cute charming person on this planet also known as tony perry the guitarist for the glorious bands Pierce the veil :)

PTV fan1:why is tony turtle so fucking cute
PTV fan2: because he is the cutest man alive simple

by ;-; I'm awkward AF ;-; March 26, 2018

Turtle Socks

-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase

"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"

by DinoDan/Lt.Sexyface January 19, 2009

Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.

Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!

by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011

Book turtle

Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books

Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.

by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

by Golden029 December 14, 2016

turtle grip

To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!

I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!

by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011