Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

Turkish comb-over

Taint hair of excessive length

Jerry can wrap his taint hair around his waist like a belt, he inherited his old man's Turkish comb-over

by boccemaster April 27, 2019

Turkish Deja Vu

n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet

John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.

by 12312412 August 2, 2012

Turkish Exchange Route

The route that the hottest person in the orgy moves along.

Man, her Turkish Exchange Route went straight through Danny and Michelle all the way to me.

by Fapalicious September 18, 2016

Turkish Smoke Signal

A Turkish Smoke Signal is when a vape pen is inserted into the anal cavity of a person with only the mouthpiece exposed. A second person then proceeds to use the vape, giving the impression they are sucking smoke from the anus of person one.

Person 1: How was your date the other night?
Person 2: It was a bit strange, he insisted that we did the Turkish smoke signal.

by wankygroen September 3, 2020

The Turkish salt shaker

you let your partner sniff cocaine from the tip of your penis

dude, yesterday Zoe ask me to let her do the The Turkish salt shaker

by Dasbloed October 6, 2021

Turkish finger trap

When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.

This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.

by Gurthyshlong November 14, 2022