Tristan

A Beautiful surprise from god.(Female)

Wow! look at that girl. Who is that?
That's Tristan

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Tristan

Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them

Bro you look like a Tristan

by WookieBookie December 24, 2022

TRISTAN

It a freaking cutie pie who will always be there for you no matter what.
He is a little sunshine, who will protect you ans make you feel safe.
We love him.

Someone : omg tristan is so cool
Me : agreed !

by Booo01 November 21, 2021

tristan

the nicest, prettiest, funniest, guy i know he’s a one and only person

omg he’s a tristan

by mommymilkers1111 October 15, 2021

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

tristan

tristan is such an amazing guy you should keep forever. he’s really respectful and sweet but also dominant and rough in bed. he will care for you and make you laugh and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. he always dreams about you and he feels like he isn’t good enough, when really he’s one in a billion.

“she’s so lucky to have tristan..”

by australiapuzzy May 9, 2021

Tristan

hyprocritical douche bag that’ll break your heart and believe all the bull shit your “best friend” tells him also a player & no not just hockey

“Wow Tristan is such an ass”
“I know did u see what he did to SP, unbelievable and such a hypocrite”

by anonymous1001234 December 8, 2018