A seemingly incomprehensible and paralyzing state of being where one is simultaneously exhausted and sexually aroused. Experienced almost exclusively when one is by themselves.
Josh arrived home from work placing his keys on the hook and kicking his shoes off. There was nobody in the apartment. He laid down on the couch removing his shirt and pants and stared at his boxer shorts. Suddenly he was struck with the realization that he was extremely torny. Tired from work and yet needing release, he found himself at a crossroads with no clear direction in sight.
The mother city, where its at. From the ANC to the MCQP, from Telkom to Eskom (and all the other service providers that have let us down). Cape Town was one of the, if not the, first colonial cities in South Africa. It grosses millions worth of tourism profits and has a rich environment, history and culture. The city's current mayor is DA politician Helen Zille. All Cape Townians are in a battle to the death to prove that Joburgers are the worse drivers of the two.
Joburger: You Cape Townians drive like Ray Charles having a seizure
Cape Townian: At least we drive, unlike Joburgers who just point their cars and pray...
An amazing, thoughtful, kind guy who cares about you and knows how to cheer you up when you're down... Funny, gorgeous and the most amazing, awesome person to walk the earth.