turbo touch

A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.
Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*
by Mr. Kakalaka April 26, 2018
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touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird
Becky walked up to John and touched the bird
by Ballislife19 May 09, 2015
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Soul Touching

Ep 20 is a good one, very soul touching.
by mdzdmr August 24, 2021
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The Lucas Touch

Opposite of the Midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog shit. Referencing George Lucas, whose involvement with such films as 'Howard the Duck', 'Radioland Murders', the Star Wars Prequels, 'Battlefield Earth', 'Red Tails' and recently 'Strange Magic' turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.
"Hey brah, you going to see Strange Magic this weekend?"
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)
by SgtZim February 13, 2015
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Touch the Toes

When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.
Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes
by Blaxican17 July 27, 2021
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Cheese touch

When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome
by cheese cheese April 16, 2022
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couch touch

Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.
Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.
by CusIcan December 13, 2013
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