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Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.
dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'
by geeza1291 January 12, 2023
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Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson
im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was
by James shitllett November 13, 2011
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Creepy todd

A bloke that goes to the beach and hides in the salt bushes to take photos of girls from work.

Or

an old man that harrasses young female employees
Yesterday creepy todd was caught taking photos of girls at the beach.

Did you notice Chris being a creepy todd to the new chick at work
by Bobby Down January 18, 2021
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Angel Jose Robles And Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Disciplesu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Todd

Somebody’s who loves an old cock block! Too insecure about there own non-existent sex life so interrupt overs! Also loves a porky bum wank.
Charlie: I got todded last night
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡
by Hannah todd January 10, 2020
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Tiny Todd

A short angry little man who knows how to have fun. He always knows how to push peoples buttons. He is know for beating the shit out of anyone who makes fun of him and he isn’t afraid to start and finish a fight. Girls are all over him and he accepts the challenge willingly. He has such huge balls that’s he isn’t even afraid to talk shit about fucking people’s moms in front of them. Overall Tiny Todd is just a badass dude to have fun with thats comes in a compact size.
Fuck you Tiny Todd .
What are u going to do about it Tiny Todd
by Sambo0803 May 14, 2019
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