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chowder snake

a piece of shit person, neglectful parent, drug user, people that park in handicap spaces without authorization, or a drug dealer or any other lowlife person.
That guy on the corner selling weed to 11 year olds is a fucking chowder snake.
by Jaw bless Busker May 18, 2016
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shifty snake

Able to lose your boner while having sex and is still able to cum
During sex Kyle gave me the shifty snake, he was hitting all my good spos
by Shifty snake February 4, 2017
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drowning the snake

When one masturbates under water
"Fred got kicked out of the local swim club for drowning the snake during adult swim."
by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008
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snake pull

To masturbate a penis. This can include a male jerking it or a female giving a male a hand job.
1. I think I am going to go on the internet and perform a snake pull. 2. I think it is time for a snake pull.
by midwolf January 10, 2010
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dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.
Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"
by lolololol40 January 23, 2011
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lock snakes

When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'
My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.
by Just_R June 9, 2018
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The Brown Snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
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