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scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.
Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!
by jermarley February 25, 2021
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Reverse Bow Tie

When the GF, wife, or prostitute while wearing a strap-on is reverse-titty-fucking a man so that all he see's is her ass and meat curtains, which happens to look like a bow tie on his neck.
Dude 1: I need to lose weight.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: The wife said the only sex we are having is a reverse bow tie until I lose my man-tits
by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP February 28, 2024
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tie dye slipper sock

someone who is a cozy sock and makes you feel warm but add a little bit of ~spice~
by patty rox November 15, 2020
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Comically large tie

A tie that it oversized, used largely by clowns and other jokers to get a cheap laugh
Did you see Connors tie?

Yeah bro he’s wearing a comically large tie to prom!
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faux tie

A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.
Munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn't made him look so corny.
by the_dan April 23, 2014
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Rocky Mountain Bow tie

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are erotically exfixiatating each other to reach optimal climax.
When considering possible options to liven up my Friday night, I soon found myself in the mists of a Rocky mountain bow tie with Jess and Bobby. Needless to say I've never reach a climax again unless I know it's a black tie affair.
by rock4689 March 29, 2015
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Cornflower Blue Tie

What your asshole boss wears to work on Tuesdays, with his grande latte.
It must of been Tuesday. He was wearing his Cornflower Blue Tie .
by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025
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