To commit a petty crime in order to easily return to jail. This practice is commonly done in order to take advantage of the benefits of free housing, meals, etc. provided while being incarcerated.
by gonzobrains February 29, 2012

by billy bob jr. III May 2, 2008

by Sir Awesome McFly January 7, 2018

To stare off in another direction from the party you are interacting with, preferably to a third party, with a blank or mildly surprised look on your face to emphasize the ridiculousness of your conversation and/or situation with the first party.
The bridesmaid was so drunk and loud during the toast that I had to throw a Halpert to guests at another table.
After the professor stated the due date for the assignment, the undergrad asked when the assignment was due. The professor promptly threw a Halpert to the rest of the class.
After the professor stated the due date for the assignment, the undergrad asked when the assignment was due. The professor promptly threw a Halpert to the rest of the class.
by l0lwhut November 19, 2010

Chastity: How was your hook up last night?
MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.
Chastity: Oh really?
MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.
MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.
Chastity: Oh really?
MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.
by TCaldwell December 30, 2016

To give up. Originating from baseball's intentional walk. To give up on striking out someone you throw balls.
I'm going to take this course at school one more time, then, if I fail it, I'm just going to throw balls.
by Chad Cooksey December 9, 2008
