thok

To hit. To bang. To have intercourse. To have sex.

Yo, where is Meelu? I saw him by the roulette table with Sunny and Junior, but I think he is upstairs THOKING.

by Mr. Balls March 8, 2008

thonk

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by jose April 22, 2005

Thought leader

1. (Noun) One who thinks one is a leader

Jeff is a thought leader

by Zillah July 9, 2018

thoug

A typo of 'though', although miles better than the original. Was invented when someone known only from his foldable spork carrying ways was tired and typing on MSN.

"I have a spork, I rock."
"I have a fold-up spork thoug, ergo I rock more."
"Yeah true"

by fold-up spork ftw! October 20, 2005

thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.

I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.

by redlight hack January 17, 2013

You thought good

Basically the ghetto version of "You wish". So the literal meaning is no.

Person 1:Hey, let me borrow your car real quick?
Person 2: You thought good

by Deuz11 April 8, 2017

That's what she thought

1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.

2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.

(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!

Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.

Idiot: That's what she thought!

Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!

(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.

Man: That's what she thought!

by Stu Pidasoles January 9, 2010