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Spread

A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.
1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
by codapepper March 14, 2016
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Spread fish

God she is so hot, I just wanna spread fish.
by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022
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spread the icing

To spread cum or semen (icing) onto someone's ass (cake)
"You know Dayona?" "Yeah, did you spread the icing on the cake ?" "You know I did"
by 😄 Bangtan trash 😄 December 21, 2017
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full spread

The act of pulling ones buttcheeks apart until maximal spread is achieved.
Yo Josh! What happened with that Chelsea girl you brought back from the party?

It was ace, she did a full spread for me!
by Ylloz October 6, 2016
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bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 9, 2020
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Spread your bread

Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard
Hey babe spread your bread for me
by Troy dagayhoy August 23, 2019
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fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.
Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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