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rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.
The election was a complete rooster up.
by zmp February 10, 2005
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Roostering

Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.
Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.
by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024
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Mud Rooster

When engaging in anal sex, if one pulls their penis out, and finds it covered in feces, and starts jerkin it - your penis is transubstantiated into a "Mud Rooster"
A: "Dude, my dick is covered in your poop!" B: "sounds like you're wielding one hell of a mud rooster, bucko"
by gayjoebiden July 28, 2025
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Rooster Pickle

A term used to describe the state in which a man’s testicles hang lower than his penis.
It was so cold I wouldn’t dare let her see my rooster pickle.
by Milked Madness September 5, 2025
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Juice My Rooster

To make a guy cum from his penis
by Juicyrooster September 11, 2025
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reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
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Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot
blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!
by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023
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