pie perv

a Pie Perv is a person who posts or likes an immoral amount of food pictures online, and comments with things "yum" or "OMG Delicious"

James is such a pie perv, all his holiday snaps are of food...
I am such a pie pie perv, I posted 20 pictures of my sunday dinner last night

by Wendizzel October 24, 2015

Pecalmond Pie

An almond pie disguised as a pecan pie. Typically made when one has allergies to pecans .

Omg this pecalmond pie is soooooooooooooo goood!

by moongirl16 November 5, 2020

pie out

To stand someone up, to give up on plans.

I was going to meet Liam for dinner, but he pied out on me.
I'm too tired to go anywhere. I am going to have to pie out and go home.

by Cookieknits March 13, 2013

muffle pie

When a guy or a girl eats out a female's hairy vagina. this can voluntary or involuntary.

Minerva: Im going to give you a mufffle pie whether you like it or not.

Alex: I had some of her muffle pie last night. ;D

by Teh Evil Doctuh's January 25, 2012

Sweetest Pie

One who refers to their "hoo-hah" as being sweet.

You have one of the sweetest pies I've ever tasted!

by Saucy Pilot March 28, 2022

poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.

Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie

by Victor lololol December 25, 2007

Pie Fucking

The act of fucking a pie.

"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."

by 3nn December 16, 2008