When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
by J_Dubz December 16, 2024
by wxandzrs April 26, 2024
Rapper/Producer from Michigan....
Messin wit me, boy you gotta be kiddin'
My flowz will hit you harder than that weed you be hittin'
Messin wit me, boy you gotta be kiddin'
My flowz will hit you harder than that weed you be hittin'
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by TC Rap God! June 17, 2022
by Bitter Jenn October 20, 2009
jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
by a male woman May 06, 2017
A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).
by Dooberydingelton February 16, 2021
I found his words one day on the walls of the town, and I found more and more
I found him one night on the ground of my street and I found more and more
I found him one time down my window
I found him mornings in the cafe
I found him cycling near the river
I found his books behind Le musee
I found him trying to scare me so often
I found a wolf
An elephant and more
I found him coming into my belief
I found him behind sunglasses
I found him here
How did I find him and why
I let now my questions
Nelson George
This is about human being
I found him one night on the ground of my street and I found more and more
I found him one time down my window
I found him mornings in the cafe
I found him cycling near the river
I found his books behind Le musee
I found him trying to scare me so often
I found a wolf
An elephant and more
I found him coming into my belief
I found him behind sunglasses
I found him here
How did I find him and why
I let now my questions
Nelson George
This is about human being
Nelson George is a mistery
by Coris August 30, 2023