Procrastination monkey

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.

Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!

by CookieLikeABookie January 4, 2023

Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina

1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"

by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010

Monkey Arm

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.

She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.

by Garbage Heap August 1, 2020

Throat Monkeys

The throw backs from your mouth from food or drink, into bottles or can drink.

I drank from my can and it had floaties in it when I had finished my mouthful. John commented when he picked it up to also drink from the can that it had bits of floaties on the drink. He said "it has Throat Monkeys ".

by Baby girl smurf June 13, 2017

Tech Monkey

Someone who is really interested and passionate about technology. Not to be confused with "code monkey".

Geoff: "Hey nice Android Phone, does it have the 2.2 update yet?" Allison: "No idea, it's just a phone, you're such a Tech Monkey."

by Gee.... November 21, 2010

Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008

jump the monkey

When a woman returns home after a long and boring day working in a restaurant with the sole aim of getting shagged silly. Her advances lack subtlety as she just grabs at the man´s genitals demanding coitus. When faced with any resistance she jumps on the unaccommodating male and rides him into oblivion.

Nicky: Hey Amanda, do you fancy a drink after work?
Amanda: Nah, I don´t think so.
Nicky: Why not? Are you off home to jump the monkey?
Amanda: Yeah, I am fucking gagging for it.
Nicky: Crikey!!

by FurbyFuck10 November 26, 2015