grab some mommy

To have intercourse with your wife

The kids were asleep so he decided to grab some mommy.

by Vatu September 1, 2019

ur mommy normie

The ultimate and worst insult. Even worse than "ur brother a mother". This insult can hurt your opponent's feelings forever, even if a full minute has passed since it was said.

"Women are the superior gender."
"Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? I mean, Marie Curie was great and all, but..."
"Shut up, sexist pig! You men are all the same! Hillary Clinton should've won the elections! Women must be treated equally!"
"Ur mommy normie."

by LilPizza March 24, 2018

Ur mommy's a commie

The absolute worst insult in existence, doesn't even stand a chance against "Ur Family Tree is LGBT"
DO NOT USE THIS INSULT

Ryan: Dude, why would your parents name you "Fuck"? Your mom is so retarded
Fuck: Yeah well Ur Mommy's a Commie
*Ryans'parents implode and he was never born

by Wdpdt May 14, 2018

DOMMY MOMMY

a certain type or person who gets angry a lot and laughs at anything and everything oink oink

i can see you dommy mommy

by jejeje jebaited August 26, 2021

mommy-daddy button

The area of a man's crotch where a good kick will render that dude useless for about an hour.

"I kicked him in the mommy-daddy button and he rolled over crying like a girl"

by Flo January 28, 2004

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

mommy daddy bullshit

Infantile ridiculousness. The modifier 'mommy daddy' distinguishes run-of-the-mill bullshit from a more childish or retarded variety thereof.

You're a grown ass man throwing a tantrum and pulling some mommy daddy bullshit right now.

by Tsekub August 24, 2018