personal handshake

Giving a handjob to somebody after a good job.

*Finishes GTA race after 1 hour*
Is given a personal handshake by somebody in the group

by BurgerRing8 March 26, 2016

Halifax Handshake

When your partners anal cavity is too loose to achieve an orgasm through penetration alone. You must insert your hand and jerk off inside.

Dude 1: I dont think I can see Karen again. Had to give her the Halifax Handshake.
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?

by NotThatGuy4152 May 22, 2020

Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.

This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.

by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019

Plumbers Handshake

A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019

Romford Handshake

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.

"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake

by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021

Dirtbag Handshake

Punching someone directly in the throat.

I didn't like the way Rudy looked at me so I gave him a dirtbag handshake.

by Jsarge September 26, 2020

Cleveland Handshake

A punch in the face.

You must be new here, has anyone given you a Cleveland handshake? (Punch) Welcome to Cleveland.

by CLEJMcD June 16, 2018