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my gym assistant

An innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.
My Gym Assistant is an innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.
by mcelikx November 22, 2021
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cancel gyms

A term used by 300-pound individuals who claim they are "healthy fat people", who think gyms are fatphobic. In reality, they just use it as an excuse to eat Nikocado-tier Mukbangs every day.
Me: Man I want an 8-pack.
Fat girl: Omg, I can't believe it, cancel gyms!
by Deadboydoor517 February 18, 2023
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GYMS

it’s an acronym for Get Your Moda Skunt !
Girl if you don’t GYMS!!
by n1quey_ December 3, 2022
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Arizona Jungle Gym

The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.
Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????

Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
by Mega Hemroids May 7, 2020
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giant gym rat

A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.

The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.

The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.

But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?

PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
by anonymous February 26, 2025
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gym envy

Gym envy is when someone tells you that they have gone to the gym or you see people training and you become jealous as you haven't been able to go. Gym envy is smoking getting trimmer whist you are getting fatter as you can't train.
Friend; I just ran 10km before work
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)

Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy

Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%

You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday

Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!
by Jon b April 10, 2017
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Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.
Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.
by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025
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