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Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!

Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.

After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.

Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
Fred: Hey friend!
Man: Dude you bought me how dare you call me that
by salad bar ho April 1, 2017
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Filthy Fred

The act of inserting meat of your choice(preferably chicken) up the nearest staff member.
Worker 1: Oh no Greg is at it again.
Worker 2: Is it the Filthy Fred?
Worker 3: Dats hot.

Teacher 1: SAM!
Sam: No!
by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021
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Freds dad

Some nigga that steals chins

#LongChinTribe
Can’t wait for that bigga freds dad to drop an album with that nigga X
by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021
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Fred

Small guy. In love with Kelvin! Bad at sports and dresses like a girl ! He’s en couple with Max. He’s gay;).
So feminine dude!
Like Fred !
by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021
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Fred Family

A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.

Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have
"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."
by limdiforreal December 9, 2024
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Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped
Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren
by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021
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Fred North

Verb.

To be at spiritual one with your helicopter, to be impervious to the laws of physics as pertains to rotorcraft operations.
Prior to autorotation, Steve yelled, “I’m going to Fred North this one baby”.
by Franky007 April 7, 2024
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