the fam jam

this is a family where kids pretend to have a family with other students. for example.....my fam jam is.......
auntie Roz, auntie Emma, Sara(me)
rozes kids are.... Taylin, Kurt, Brendan, Cole. rozes lover is Harry Collett

emmas kid is.... Alyssa. emmas lover is Kaden
saras kids are .... Allison, Jaxon, Gabe. saras lover is nobody because she divorced him last year.

the fam jam is messed up because roz fucks her nephew
the fam jam is messed up because these are kids pretending to have kids
the fam jam is messed up because rozes boyfriend is famous and doent know her

by that family life March 12, 2020

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Dy fam

A common Welsh response to a question, literal translation "Your Mother", often used as a playful insult amongst friends

John: Hei Gary, be ti'n gwneud heno?
Gary: Dy fam.

John: Hi Gary, what you doing tonight?
Gary: Your mother.

by dy_fam March 22, 2023

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fam burgler

Someone who's known for stealing from, or fuckin' over their friends or family. Fam burglers usually steal things that are easy to conceal and carry in a coat or pants pocket, a purse or backpack and most likely won't obviously be missed right away.

ROOMMATE: Hey, you seen my phone?

ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.

by mensa_mule April 15, 2019

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BDE fam

A family with men who clearly have BDE and women who clearly prioritize BDE in family.

Dude, apparently Jack is hung
No joke man, dudes got killer BDE fam vibes, his mom is a total milf and his sister is fucking crazy, dad’s hardly ever there
Is that a good thing?
Um, well, he’s got a big dick...
Right, well I fucking hate him

by Digity dude March 25, 2022

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