the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 13, 2015
Get the Falcon Punchmug. by ZeTypoFixer June 5, 2021
Get the Ze Falconmug. A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
Get the Captain Falconmug. A word a beta bitch gilf in her 50s or older with the name janis greenaway calls the young meat she inhales on the daily.
by Bingchilling78 November 13, 2023
Get the Falconmug. The act of inserting the thumb into a womans anus whilst hitting her doggy style. Once the thumb is inserted the falcon claw becomes complete by trying to clench the hand , squeezing ass cheek with your fingers that are not inserted and the thumb inserted trying to meet with clenching fingers. This way they cannot run away.
"Yeah bro , i was hitting it from behind stuck the thumb in and falcon clawed. She wasn't getting away from me"
by TheWhitestKuntUKnow January 10, 2022
Get the Falcon Clawmug. The act of getting emotionally and romantically invested in one of your high school teachers, can also be used as the code-name for said teacher.
"I heard Cheyenne Blue Falconed the new biology teacher"
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
by Jett_Fart October 5, 2015
Get the Blue Falconmug. by Guffloe March 22, 2023
Get the gayhomo falconmug.