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beta cloud

compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.

2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.

3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."

"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."

Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
by Gdrw October 8, 2017
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Flesh-cloud

Flesh-cloud / fleSH-kloud /

noun

1. A person of low substance.

2. One who floats through life aimlessly with little to no direction.

3. An individual devoid of merit.

Synonyms: meat head, chuckle head, chowder brain, stew bag, airhead.
Billy's proclivity for behaving like a FLESH-CLOUD, has led to his poor Math grade.
by Skellatina October 22, 2018
mugGet the Flesh-cloudmug.

Cloud Queef

The act of replacing a vape’s juice with vaginal secretion, and smoking it.
by Ethan the Vape God February 1, 2018
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dusty cloud

When a girl is on all fours and is being eating out from behind and she farts in his face. Hence the Dusty Cloud
I love as licking my gfs pussy when she unexpectedly gave me a dusty cloud.
by HandsBK January 20, 2018
mugGet the dusty cloudmug.

Bongle cloud

Something you say when you are in a pickle ( a sticky situation )
by Robby bongle April 5, 2022
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cloud rape

a term used by photographers to describe a cloud covering the sun and making everything dark and unusable for photography cloud rape only occurs on an otherwise sunny day with patchy clouds fully cloudy days aren't cloud rape cloud rape usual occurs before a subject comes into view
i was photographing a freight train and I got cloud raped

partly cloudy perfect cloud rape weather
by Shitphototaker69 September 3, 2021
mugGet the cloud rapemug.

colin clouded

1. The Act of Mind Fucking Someone.
2. Blowing Ones Mind.
by E.S.M.E September 20, 2017
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