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Chasing Beavers

1. To hang out with a significant other in a platonic way. As in, hang out in nature rather than fuck eachother's brains out. Normally used as a code-word between partners, as this is usually a dishonorable act.

2. Being determined to find intercourse immediately. Usually a term used by males. (Beaver being slang for large manifestation of pubic hair)
Dude never slows down, he's always chasing beavers!
by hellbound45 June 11, 2011
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Beaver Basket

A small, convertible automobile marketed toward women - especially the Volkswagen Cabriolet or Mini Cooper Convertible.
Did you see Mike's new car? Be bought a fucking Miata. We've gotta give him shit about it - it's a total beaver basket!
by David452 June 29, 2008
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Beaver Brown

when a woman straddles her partner who is sitting on the couch, rips a loud fart, and proceeds to hold the back of the couch around her partner's neck while yelling "Smell it! Smell it!"
Lana is such a bitch, she Beaver Browned me twice last night
by brownigan April 16, 2014
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scrat beaver

someone who acts like they have a dick and a 12inch dildo on their eye and smell of sloppy puse juice mixed with a fat womens sick with carrot and when the juice goes on any thing it melts it and causes nuclear warfare and spaz attack up a dogs dick
your mum is a dookie up glamookie scrat beaver glameaver doooooooooooooookie soulja boy ak 47 biatch
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magnum beaver

Noun: the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
by Aldon September 8, 2006
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Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.
While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.
by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009
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The Anti-Beaver

The Anti-Beaver is a tall male who has black hair and wears glasses, they are also known to play ukulele. They have a tendency to repel females and there vaginas.
Curtis, You are the Anti-Beaver.
by Sophie Dolan November 2, 2012
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