sus virus

when someone infects you with the sus virus everything you see is "sus"

1: hey look at that trashcan it looks like the among us character
2: oh yeah it kinda does

2: hey look at that it kinda looks like the among us character

3: hey you are right

3: hey look at that it kinda looks like the among us character

4: yes

this is the sus virus

by when the May 7, 2021

Corona virus

Stupid Asian woman eating bats

The corona virus was from one of those mukbang Asians

by Sallythehornybellend May 11, 2020

RoseKage virus

The RoseKage virus is a contagious disease concerning one’s social media account any form of video that you publish will either flop or get taken down / you will also have a low amount of views

2) bad takes

3) unconsciously sheep

4) fell off

Person 1: Bro fell off

Person 2: Nah dude has the RoseKage Virus

by Beni_Britannia September 14, 2022

Broke Brain Virus

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.

All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.

by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025

The GOAT Virus

Virus that began at the end of 2022 that congest the throat and cusses respiratory issues.

He kept trying to clear his throat, because he had the illness caused by The GOAT Virus.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2022

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Scooby Doo

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by PlasmyCirnosBlackBallsHD April 27, 2021

Tinola virus

A deadly disease contracted by intercourse with a family member usually a father or sister, farmers are usually most at risk of getting the disease all must keep a safe distance

Oh shit he has the tinola virus what a sket

by Xx_YxngStrapper_xX October 11, 2018